Post by The Big PINK One♥ on Sept 30, 2009 10:50:49 GMT -5
Updated 8:08 AM EDT, Wed, Sep 30, 2009
Is froot the same as fruit?
Roy Werbel thought the two words meant the same thing and now he is mad as hell at Toucan Sam for his treasure chest of deceit. The man filed a lawsuit against Kellog's Froot Loops cereal in San Francisco federal court for allegedly intentionally misleading breakfast eaters into believing those delicious colorful loops were actually made from fruit.
Werbel says in his court filing that he mistakenly ate the frooty cereal believing it was healthy for him. Now he is demanding unspecified punitive and actual damages to be paid to everyone else who was taken by the cunning Toucan Sam's friendly smile.
And the fruity plaintiff does not stop there. Werbel filed a separate suit against Pepsico, the maker of Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries cereal, because again he thought there was real fruit in the box.
*ctfu* I can't stop laughing. This is just waaaaaay too funny to be true to me. Someone out there is really bored and decided to print this and pass it off as real news, just so they could put me in a coma! Thank you weird person with wild and imaginative ideas for your comedy. But there is noooooooo way I'm falling for this. That would seriously be a waste of court resources and time let alone attorneys fees. I just can't. No words. ;D *cracking up laughing hard*
