Post by The Big PINK One♥ on Feb 7, 2009 21:06:29 GMT -5
(Feb. 4) - 'The Office' creator Ricky Gervais wants President Barack Obama's help with Paris Hilton.
The British comedian wrote an open letter to the President of the United States on his blog, congratulating him on his victory, but also asking if Obama could do something about Paris Hilton's move to London.
Ricky Gervais wants Paris Hilton out of London.
"It has come to my attention that [Paris] has bought a house in North London a few miles from me, and is out and about ingratiating herself with the Great British public," he starts.
"Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to L.A. I know it, and you know it, so let's cut the "it's a free country" nonsense and come to some agreement," Gervais continues.
To deal with the presence of Posh and Paris, Gervais suggests exchanging them to their rightful homelands.
"This is how it would work. We call them both and tell them that we've found a giant "paparazzi nest" in New York ... Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken (we will have to hire a few guys with cameras to make it look good) we will swap their limos around. It's fool proof."
This is too funny. No one has a problem with The Beckham's but if London wants to take Paris off of our hands we'll be more than happy to take that deal!! ;D
The British comedian wrote an open letter to the President of the United States on his blog, congratulating him on his victory, but also asking if Obama could do something about Paris Hilton's move to London.
Ricky Gervais wants Paris Hilton out of London.
"It has come to my attention that [Paris] has bought a house in North London a few miles from me, and is out and about ingratiating herself with the Great British public," he starts.
"Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to L.A. I know it, and you know it, so let's cut the "it's a free country" nonsense and come to some agreement," Gervais continues.
To deal with the presence of Posh and Paris, Gervais suggests exchanging them to their rightful homelands.
"This is how it would work. We call them both and tell them that we've found a giant "paparazzi nest" in New York ... Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken (we will have to hire a few guys with cameras to make it look good) we will swap their limos around. It's fool proof."
This is too funny. No one has a problem with The Beckham's but if London wants to take Paris off of our hands we'll be more than happy to take that deal!! ;D