Celeb Drugs & Alcohol Magazine

[The Big PINK One♥]

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A glossy new celebrity tabloid is scheduled to hit the stands this spring – because the world doesn’t have nearly enough of them – and the editors were kind enough to send a few preview issues for exclusive promotion on Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy.

Published by Circus Hour Media*, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics! The rag is projected to outsell both Star and US Weekly combined, just based on the amount of stories celebrities generate for the magazine each week. Regular features will include “Mug Shot Makeovers,” “Jailbirds: Just Like Us!,” “DUI Fashion Police” and “Who Snorted It Best?” as well as interviews with Jack Daniels fans such as Tara Reid, Vince Vaughn, Amy Winehouse and Mel Gibson. Best of all, Courtney Love has agreed to write a weekly unsolicited advice column called "Ask Courtney". This, I believe, is the best feature in the magazine (see below).

Keep an eye on newsstands because you won’t want to miss the premier issue of Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly featuring a bevy of blonde boozehounds, as you can see above. Celebrity substance abuse: it’s never been hotter!

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What Do You Think Of This New Scandalous Venture To Mock & Expose Celebs & Their Substance Abuse?

[lipglossislove]

This is taking low to another spectrum.

[The Big PINK One♥]

Thats what I was thinking. But then again, if any celeb can make it on this mag, it would certainly be a clear cut WAKE UP CALL for them to get their stuff together. But then again... they are celebs, above the law and doesn't care about what anyone thinks. If they're not talking trash about you, then they're not talking about you at all. So maybe it wont work.

[gemini0601]

this would be the best magazine ever!