Post by The Big PINK One♥ on May 25, 2007 13:27:03 GMT -5
Dang, I wonder why the boys don't like me...? Hey, You like my shoes?
This is so sad...
Sources have told Page Six that Jessica Simpson has a new crush, and this time he’s even less interested in her than her previous love, John Mayer.
"Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests. The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy,” said our source. “He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”
Getting dumped by John Mayer and then going after Leonardo DiCaprio is like getting fired from a Western Union and applying at Merrill Lynch. Not gonna happen.
And what a major surprise that Jessica Simpson has a difficult time socializing with Vanity Fair elite. It probably looked like the dinner scene from Pretty Woman but not endearing.
;D
